I seriously don’t understand people…I mean I should,
considering that I spent the better part of 6 years getting a postgraduate
degree on supposedly how the human mind works, but I just don’t. Maybe that’s
part of the dissuasion that plummeted me onto another career path because I
just don’t get people. Here’s why
Case 1: Someone close to me went through a birrova nasty
breakup in October. Since then, her ex has gone full psycho…from sending up to
50 messages a day to her family, playing victim-victim with me, frantically
trying to get her boss to contact him, harassing the people in her block of
flats for information, trying to be buddy buddy with the people at her work, WhatsApping everyone that used to be on her contact list and even creating fake Facebook accounts so he can write nasty shit on her wall. What the fuck dude?
Get over it, move on, hug a fluffy cat! Maybe if you weren’t a complete
douchebag she wouldn’t have thrown your ass out, and proving that you are
completely mental only proves that she made the right decision. Plus, if you’re
gonna be that pathetic…why would she want you back?
Case 2 and 3 and 4: This is my own personal experience with
girls who don’t quite have all their screws tightened. The first one of the was a girl
I dated to spite another girl. Very mature of me, I know, but hey, I was only
23. Little did I know that this budding 20 year old was a bona fide bunny
boiler in the making. Our “relationship” also didn’t end very maturely to say
the least. I moved provinces, hooked up with another girl and left her ugly,
creepy ass behind. In all honesty, her incessant staring at herself in the
mirror and pouting while we were on the job freaked me out a little and the
fact that I had to either be drunk or high off my face to touch her said
enough. She then targeted my friends, trying to get her mates to beat them up
at the local, trying to stir conversation with me on social media, she even
went as far as to create a “I hate Lilly Lampshaded” group on facebook. I had to laugh
at that one…then the middle-of-the-night breathy phone calls started, I was
inundated with nude photos of her, I had people following me, and she made sure
to go to places knowing I’d be there. Stalker 2 and 3 happened almost
simultaneously. One was a married mother of one employee of mine, and the other
the fiancée of a friend of a friend. Both of them supposedly straight. Try
nekkid selfies for starters, forced and completely unwanted affection for mains
and full blown emotional claptrap for dessert! Stalker three ended up in the
psych ward because she “couldn’t handle the rejection” and had a breakdown. She
blamed me for it and when her family and fiancé started asking questions, she
turned the tables and told them I was the one who wouldn’t leave her alone.
Luckily I had proof which I sent to her sister-in-law and even after that the
“I will always love you” messages didn’t stop. Bitch, you ain't Whitney Houston,
so stop! Stalker 2, with a lot of effort, eventually disappeared. And just so
you know, things got so out of hand with stalkers 1 and 3, that I had to take
out interdicts to make them leave me alone.
Case 5: GeeGee’s obnoxious stalkertroll! I have had a front
row seat to the almost 5 years this particular brand of crazy has been going
on. This vetgat has gone to every extreme known to man to
prove to the entire internet precisely how pathetic she is and that she has no
life. I asked GeeGee once why she hasn't taken out a restraining order
considering that she has almost 200 screenshots as proof and she said it's
because restraining orders are for pussies and besides, her anger has turned
into pity. This particular gutterslut often flies into a booze- and drug-fueled
rage and tries to take a swat at the people who have written her low class fat
arse off and it must be way too much for her black stone heart to handle. I say
'heart' because she doesn’t have much of a brain and what she did have left she probably
snorted away a very long time ago. In my professional opinion, I firmly believe
that she is a closet dyke that has a massive girl crush and cannot stand the
fact that the object of her rejection is happily married. Also, by her own admission, she believes in
not taming one’s bush…seriously, who wants that???
If someone doesn’t want you, leave them alone, get on with
your life. Breakups happen, move the fuck on. There is nothing more pathetic
than pining over someone that would rather put a campfire out with their face
than look at yours! And why would you want to be around someone that feels that
way anyway?
I think I’ve made my point.
Lilly
I'd send flowers but I just can't be bothered
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